She gave me this birthday present, five years before Once Upon A Time, which was a custom bound book of the Grimms’ Fairy Tales. And she forgot she’d given it to me so when this offer came up it was so crazy…

(Source: heroswans, via lieutenantducklings)

singingtowers:

My favorite thing about tumblr is following peoples personal storylines. Like when somebody I follow finally goes on a date with the person they like or comes out to their best friend or finishes a huge homework assignment I am literally on the couch pumping my fist and being really happy for them

(via mondo-s)

fxntasia:

The Hunchback of Notre Dame and Tangled Parallels

requested by bringbackgalifrey

(via mondo-s)

matduka:

denchgang:

never skip leg day

Thats fuckin terrifying

matduka:

denchgang:

never skip leg day

Thats fuckin terrifying

(Source: pleatedjeans, via guy)

(Source: collinsdmitri, via casthewise)

the-grand-high-blood:

petrichor-and-holy-water:

zooophagous:

holy shit cows are huge

And apparently very cuddly

I can verify cows are both and they lick like giant slobbery cats. 

(Source: extranioser, via minuiko)

  • starbucks cashier: how can i help you
  • me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via guy)

hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

image

(via harrisizzleson)

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via wishpishuponafish)

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

(Source: celinaelixr, via wishpishuponafish)

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

(via hotgrandma69)

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

image

(via harrisizzleson)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

(Source: bastille, via guy)

gabmarley:

when an old beyonce song plays on the radio.

HE IS ME. OMFG

(Source: life-of-beyonce, via vinebox)