Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
Someone stole my bike today.
My $800 Cannondale touring bike that I took on my first trip to Pennsylvania back in 2004.
The worst part about it is that I live on the side of town where they are going to sell it for $10 at some shitty roadside flea market.
IT’S ON CRAIGSLIST FOR $200
I’M MEETING UP WITH THEM IN AN HOUR
TIME TO FUCK SOMEONE UP
I NEED UPDATES ON THIS
let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for
NOBODY MAKES ME FEEL MY OWN FEELINGS