From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
(Source: makotokikuchi, via guy)
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
(Source: dissolvorays, via a-song-of-fandoms-and-fire)
OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME
SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD
BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE
(Source: prospitans, via a-song-of-fandoms-and-fire)
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
two weaknesses i have:
- big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies
- big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies AS DADS