We could never leave the stage, metaphorically speaking. Still can’t. Still on that stage. That will follow us around forever.

- Matt Le Blanc (Vanity Fair)

(via princesconsuela)

lexiessgrey:

perksofbeingafanboy:

what do people who aren’t obsessed with fictional characters do with their lives

i think they have one

(via princesconsuela)

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

(via special-agent-alex)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via special-agent-alex)

ceruleanavatar:

Normal People: October! Warm clothes, Halloween, pumpkin spiced everything, haunted hay rides, changing leaves, yay!

LoK fandom: October. The month for Korra. Korra’s month. The month specifically designed to honor Korra.

(via vvivaa)

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

(Source: megachikorita, via guy)


"Yeah, well, welcome to New York." "Thank you!"

"Yeah, well, welcome to New York." "Thank you!"

(Source: mickeyandcompany, via geekalogian)

"VIVA LA PLUTO"

— Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)

(via ofswansandsnowflakes)

sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

image

image

are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

(Source: creeplypd, via guy)

ivernasolo:

"Come back to me, love…"
(part II of this.)

ivernasolo:

"Come back to me, love…"

(part II of this.)

(via i-know-how-you-kiss)

heroswans:

if you can’t handle jmo when she’s praising other ships you don’t deserve her when she’s praising yours

(via doomsdayy)

acidic-child:

itscooliosbuturblind:

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

Fuck.

Oh god

acidic-child:

itscooliosbuturblind:

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

Fuck.

Oh god

(via isabellelaightwood)

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via guy)